My face, the entire time.

One of the groomsmen decided to give my brother (the groom) a lap dance to “Bump n’ Grind”. The elders in the room were not impressed. I was drunk enough to appreciate it fully though...

Holy shit. Knowing myself I would’ve left the party on the spot, and the guy would not count on me being with him for much longer. Not only do I detest drunks, I hate being embarrassed and disrespected like this. I have no sense of humor for such shenanigans. Alcohol consumption is just one of those things that if you…

I’m kind of just tired of rejection at every corner and I want to go home.

At no point. No point ever. Listen, I would be more likely to buy into the “she’s got mental health issues” (beyond being a narcissistic asshole) if she didn’t work so hard to skirt the issue and not answer direct questions that are posed to her. But this isn’t a woman who thinks she’s black, if she was then when that…

I was right there with you until the news broke she sued a traditionally-black college for discriminating against her for being white, which to me proved what her critics are saying— she is trying to work herself into a versatile identity as a con for whatever advantages she perceives to have either way, which reeks…

I love Gus! I just discovered Psych on Netflix.

This is my favorite gif OF ALL TIME. It never gets old, I know exactly what episode it’s from, and it just fills me with magical feelings.

Gus has plenty to share.

God, I can’t remember the last time I saw a comment by you! Although admittedly, I’ve been backing away from Jez, as it’s gotten a lot meaner and more hypocritical. I keep vacillating about submitting science writing samples to them. On the one hand, they really need a science writer who actually understands science.…

People like you are ruining conference comedy for our most romantic and confidently nose-haired Nobelists! And Seinfeld is on his way to your house in his third favorite Porsche to tell you all about it.

I’m on a similar diet where I’m gluten-free except for all the gluten I eat. 22 nonconsecutive days and counting!

My exact thought! You made this movie, it was called Legally Blonde. Well, not in France, where I saw it dubbed. There the title translated to “Blonde, and so what!”

I suppose if we use the geometric definition wherein a line is the distane between two points then yes she does have a line. Technically it would be a line segment but that’s a bit clunky for the fashion world. This means of course that the line goes into infinity which meansa there are an infinite number of points…

For the cheaper dresses, sure...you get what you pay for. You pay peanuts, you get crap.

Think of the sappiest, cheesiest URL possible, then use the .porn domain extension. Everyone will be terrified/yet intrigued....

I've bought about 4 different outfits custom made over the years from China. Overall I've been pretty happy with the quality I've got, and you definitely get what you pay for. I've bought a custom made rocco dress that cost about $150, 3 lolita outfits from Milanoo, and one rocco/lolita dress for $130.

My therapists have been life savers. Voicing criticism is one thing, but you posted a list of titles that are clearly anti-psychotherapy period. Please don't deter someone who is suffering from getting the help that they need.

Have you actually read the comments from the therapists? We've been telling people to leave any therapist who isn't right for them, pronto. Also, I'm kind of mystified by your apparently anti-therapy stance followed by a recommendation of Irving Yalom, who for me is the example par excellence of the self-satisfied,…

Actually, I think any of us worth our salt don't have any problem with clients leaving. I actually pushed my clinic director to include language in our client information forms that directly states that clients have the right to terminate their treatment at any time, without placing future care at our center in…