Well we all saw how that worked out for Jamie and David....

There’s no way this isn’t a Midsomer Murders plot.

Thanks for the tip!

Probably not worth the effort of calling all three separate police forces.

OH HAI THERE. Parent of a one year old first grandchild on both sides who will be experiencing christmas in earnest for the first time this year. Because my parents are divorced we will do 326km of driving over 3 days to cart this tiny precious GRAAAAANNNNNNDDDDBABY to get approximately 3000 presents when studies…

Massage Addict - It’s the same concept. Discounted monthly cost for a subscription of 12 months.

I used to go to the Canadian version of this, and I stopped because I had 2 massages with the same guy during which I’m so sure he licked my feet. But it’s so dark and it’s just so hard to prove or even say without sounding ridiculous. So I just stopped going because the sight of the place made me feel sick.

Skinny Ends!!!!! I use a cylinder type of deodorant so I was extra confused about wtf was happening.

My friend posted this article on FB and I did a deep dive on the research and basically came to the same conclusion for my own future kids: If there are no open cold sores and my child isn’t premature, I won’t make a huge deal out of grandparents, etc. getting some kisses in. (Yes, I have a child who is 8 months…

SAME

Confession time: I legit listen to that Peach Union song minimum once per day. Still.

My HS chem teacher had a BBA and a BEd. I clearly remember one time her explaining a scientific concept incorrectly (like not explaining it wrong but actually stating the opposite of scientific fact) and this genius kid in our class actually banging his head on the desk.

I mean, she had a teaching degree though so…

I always feel bummed out for my husband - we’re both super tall and super thin, and I can shop at women’s stores like Long Tall Sally that cater to tall people of many sizes, but he just has “Big AND Tall” (aka looking like he recently lost 100 pounds, but it’s the right length) or he can look like he’s trying to fit…

Same - I’ve wanted kids for a while as like, my main life goal. (Which was a sickening discovery to some of the other parts of my personality...) But then, as the first person in my group of friends to get pregnant everyone was like “really? okaaay....” And i was like “oh man. is it my resting bitchface?”

But that…

Yeah, at a certain point I was like “MY PRIDE IS NOTHING GIVE ME THE SNOOGLE” and now we are best friends. Did I think I’d ever have a best friend named Snoogle? No, but here we are.

Loonie, my friend. Loonie.

Read this to my husband.

Husband: Oh my god. ..... ...... Can I hear it again?

SAME YOU GUYS, except it was my mom.

Ashley Madison was definitely released too early to people who didn’t know how to cover their damn tracks. I wonder how many kids figured all this out.

I have been watching Supersizers episodes on youtube as a palate cleanser for all this nonsense. More Sue! She could easily carry her own show doing pretty much whatever.

(Giles was great on Supersizers though playing the ‘douche man who gets to have a rich and fulfilling life while his wife does boring or…

Seniors and folks from other countries! My stepsister also is deaf d/t measles complications which would have been prevented had her home country at the time provided access to vaccines.

I mean, it’s still happening. The privilege of people acting like “oh, measles is gone now” is so insulated.