And here I am with my pops in the Keys in 1990. Please forgive his hat.

Here’s my handsome, Italian gramps. :)

#NoRihGrets?

I know that some people "need" the television to fall asleep, but for me, the best thing to do is turn it off! I think it'd be good for my boyfriend too, since it keeps him up until 4am some nights. He has a lot of trouble knowing when to stop watching TV.

You're definitely right on that! I had all my presents bought and wrapped about a month ahead of time.

Heh, why not?! I started in late July last year. I guess I'd better get moving...

Far be it from me to assume that I understand the thought processes of others, but I've always been REALLY confused by Republican women. I mean... how? Why?

OUCH! I lived in Manchester for a bit and commuted to downtown for a while and I thought that was bad... My boyfriend used to commute from Baltimore to Philly 5 days a week, so gross.

I live in Charles Village and commute to the BWI area every day. What a nightmare...

I don't blame you... and who am I kidding, it's way too cold outside for me to express my disgust in person.

I guess I should get my signs ready, then.

Normally I'd have a wordier response, but this is all I have to say:

If I caught my boyfriend on Tinder, I would pretty much lose my shit. I have caught him on other sites and have lost my shit. He is now aware that I will lose my shit and I'm hoping that's enough of a deterrent.

My pug snuggles with me like, 1000x times more than my boyfriend... and if the boyfriend leaves, that pug is mine mine mine. Believe me, I'd fight to the death over it. :)

And by "religious", I specifically meant "Christian" because obvious.

Why does reading and believing in the bible turn so many people's brains to complete mush? I mean, I know there are intelligent religious people out there, but they seem to keep to themselves...

Riddle me this: Why can none of these Craigslist idiots spell "cocoa" correctly?

I'm loving all those black gowns.

Feminism aside, I can't help but maintain that Disney Animation Studios films will always be better than anything done with a computer... but I'm pretty much an old lady, so what do I know?

I like this. How about we all just leave body types alone... wishful thinking, huh?