Helen Mirren is “the duchess” from “my Dad wrote a porno” for sure. Not that there’s anything wrong with that

I just rewatched it a few weeks ago. So good, definitely underrated. The soundtrack might be the best part of it though.

All I want to talk about is the reissue of DuJour’s best hit, “Back Door Lover”

Josie and the Pussycats is fun as hell, and way way way more clever than anyone was willing to give it credit for back when it came out. I love that damn movie.

Who here has a rescue cat or dog?

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

Opposite note for MVP. Your dude will be deeply sorry when he finds out you could have a revolving door of lovers at your beck and call. I swear every other story I hear of a guy wanting an open relationship ends in him finding out that you will have a LOT easier time finding lovers then he ever will. And once the…

Dear MVP,

My sisters and I used to occasionally attempt the Grind workout tapes with Eric Nies but we mostly did it to goof around when we were bored.

100% chance there’s a haunted board game in there.

Craft Thread!

Thank you, <3

People like you make the world a vastly better place.

Great post. It’s amazing what “looking good”, whatever a persons idea of that is, does for someone. The reason why I never wore pajamas to take a test, etc. My big thing right now is my nails. I absolutely hate doing it, but it makes me feel good about myself after the fact. Whatever it is for anyone else, good for…

You are lovely and wonderful, and made a difference in peoples lives.

I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…

An attack/disquisition about immigration would be my guess.

I agree. Very sad that this is the only post Jezebel posted today.

your anatomy must work different than mine. getting into a sports bra is a 15-20 minute procedure.

Haha, nice sweaty boob hack. I have a stretch bandeau bra that I throw in the freezer while I’m in the shower. When I’m ready to blow dry, I pull that cold puppy out and put it on. Mmm...cold tits.