No, because that is a delightful movie, not a dumb movie.

I prefer California to Massachusetts (no question); but Cambridge > Palo Alto.

I feel like they didn’t quite hit the sweet spot of people with enough disposable income to buy these outrageous tickets but not enough money to follow up with the best lawyers Daddy can buy.

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

So the facts are she uses an “erotic” font, and accentuates her breasts....

Women everywhere thank you, RoyeEugene, for explaining things to us that we already understood by virtue of fucking existing as women every day of our lives.

“I’m gonna say I’m not gonna victim blame, but then I’m gonna proceed to victim blame.”

Jesus had the stones to just die when he was crucified and he Rose Again so what’s up with these lazy moochers?

The only reason you have trouble breathing is because you were greedy enough to start breathing in the first place.

The chyron makes a lot of sense given what he’s saying...

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

I love Aidy. I wish she’d get a fraction of Kate McKinnon’s publicity because she’s also an MVP on SNL. She doesn’t have to do much to make me lol.

she certainly deserves to be PRAHNK’D

I hope someone gives Bethenny TOO MUCH TUNA!

I was talking to both my parents on the phone yesterday about how good the show was and I found myself instinctively saying, “You should watch it mom, I don’t know if you’d like it dad,” before realizing how much internalized misogyny I had just expressed. Literally I was trying to protect my dad from facing some of…

You can’t spell A Farted Hotel without Art of the Deal.

Mother of god, that was a tough read.

Not faux Britney music in the clip! It’s B*Witched, an Irish girl group that Disney channel pushed pretty hard around the same time Life Size came out.

My favorite antique shop find:

Me, defiantly: