Happy Birthday, Baby Birdy! My son used to have a Cookie Monster toy that would randomly start talking in the middle of the night. COOOOOKIIIIIIE!

Anyone else upset about this?

I just really needed to share this since I can’t talk about it with people I know in the real world.

i’m so fucking scared, you guys. i thought for sure the area i live in was okay— we’re one of a handful of counties in michigan to go blue— but there have been a lot of disturbing incidents. racist graffiti was showing up at a university even before the election results, and now there’s been even more, along with a…

Don’t go home. It will just be a long slog of misery and anger.

Like most people I’ve had a terrible time this week. I’ve been struggling especially hard with my boyfriend, and need advice.

Anyone else a recovering alcoholic? I started outpatient treatment this past week. As of tomorrow, I’ll be a week sober. That doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s a big deal for me. How long does it take for this to get easier? Like... what do sober people even *do* for fun? The only ways I ever knew to go out and have…

EVERYONE!!!! Remember how I posted that I met a really great guy on Bumble and he blew me off?

Or the girl in Mike Pence’s Indianastan that was sentenced to 20 years for a miscarriage and had to be bailed out by the state Supreme Court

I may be too late to be seen, but everyone should head over to Emily Henderson’s blog to read this post. Em took a break from stylish designs to admit how crushed she was and ask her many readers why some of them voted for Trump. The amount of people who mentioned abortion astounded me. Many women claimed to be…

Seriously. I can’t imagine him being as welcomed on talk shows, first pitches, awards shows, etc. as the Obamas were. Like I pray to Claude that he and Melania will never be on Ellen or read Mean Tweets or do car pool karaoke.

See you there, shitass lesbians!

Edit: .... or was it lesbian shitasses? Oh dear, now I’ve thought myself right out of fierce mode.

I already pledged $50 to the first member of congress toninterrupt his State of the Union with a “Liar”, “Bigot” or even a simple well placed “wrong”

I hope this begins a long series of practices to severely undermine him including disinvitations from traditional events, people turning their backs on him during speeches, people walking out when he enters rooms, etc until it finally sinks in for him that he may have the presidency, but he isn’t our president.

Yep, I’m going. Anyone else?

I hope that little girl becomes our third female president.

In line at the grocery this morning, I saw the new issue of People magazine. I audibly “tsked”. The man in line in front of me turned and nodded. His young daughter announced “WE voted for Hillary!” Her dad prodded, “And why?” The child answered “Because she’s smart and nice, and he’s dumb and stupid.” So these two…

I’m from Ireland, and I’ve been reading Jezebel for years. This website and it’s commenters have given me more of an education than my actual degree did. I read every single article and discussion leading up to the election and I was with you all this week while you hoped and cried and despaired and swore. I read…

All my donations to PP and NARAL will be done in the name of VP Elect Mike Pence. I don’t know how scared to be about this as I live in NYS, but I still made an appointment for Thursday to get a consult on an IUD. I don’t even want to take the chance in NY.