#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

As long as we’re making wishes, I’d like to request a six figure job with guaranteed a modicum of respect from my superiors and a unicorn that brings me wine and a fully cooked meal on demand.

Because you can only ever care about one set of rights at once. Also, people can never be part of more than one category of discriminated-against persons. No siree. Laverne Cox is just an elegant figment of our collective imaginations. /s

‘And when you’re a star, they let you do it.’ That phrase implies consent.

My IRC chat style was defined by using ` instead of a standard ‘. So it was like, “hey what`s up?? did y`all see hanson`s newest people interview?!?”

PETA.

The Pismo Beach disaster relief fund where I donated my winter snow skis and all of daddy’s caviar.

Well, my parents are invested in flying cars. But I am much saner. When you Google me my top result is the petition I signed to clone Elvis😂

*gaia online

I was born into poverty in a super duper conservative state and lobbied HARD against free or reduced lunches at school, even for people who were worse off than we were, because my mom was hard core that we would eat nothing before accepting charity. And if I had to eat shitty lunches like a half piece of bread and…

In 8th grade I got in an argument with my friend over what was better: chocolate or caramel. We went around the school polling everyone. I (and chocolate by extension) won.

I sang in the D.A.R.E. choir.

oh god, wait, it’s all coming back. What a contrarian little piece of shit I was.

When was Good Charlotte ever remotely cool, Joanna???

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

Saving my virginity until marriage

Holy mother of pearl. Real consequences to the sports ball game for grossly sexist and dehumanizing behavior.

You two were listening to some other video than I was.

Wow. She is an amazing and courageous woman.