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Natalie Portmanteau
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They don’t take negative character references? I was asked by my ex’s baby mama to write one to help her in her custody battle / restraining order against him, since she knew he was abusive to me too. But I never talked to her lawyer or anyone about it so I don’t really know what the deal with all that is. But I

Yes! We are mostly moved into the new place so it’s been a slow trudge getting all the non essential stuff moved over. I’m mostly worrying about all the spackling and weed pulling that needs to be done, I didn’t really think about those parts :\ I might just tell my landlord to take weeding costs out of my deposit

I’ve been binging Another Period. It’s soooooo good.

I have to be out of my apartment on the 15th and have been slowly moving stuff out. I’m trying to have all my stuff out by the end of today so I can clean all day tomorrow. Instead I’m playing video games, whoops. I’ve done two carloads and am almost done! I deserve a break right :)

Don’t you need the person’s actual face to wear it? If he could appear as her then she’d have to be dead? Or is it different in the show?

Don’t you mean “dab-atable” hohohoho

I had that suit too!! Except the orange version :)

ALSO, it’s illegal to climb Morro Rock!! Way to go meth man.

This was a dumb idea for many reasons, not the least of which being that it is illegal to climb Morro Rock (it’s a peregrine falcon preserve). So not only did he have to be rescued, but he was also arrested afterward. Good job buddy.

Apparently whoever animated this monstrosity thought that its audience was so dumb that they had to put eyelashes, lipstick, high heels AND BOOBS to make it clear that this bun is a lady.

Don’t worry bb, there is ACTUALLY another female food character in this movie. A taco played by Salma Hayek. (eyerolls into space)

At least it doesn’t have boobs?

IT GOT MORE STARS. GOOD

This needs more stars.

Aaaah. I’m getting an IUD on Friday and everyone tells me not to worry about it but I am worrying about it!! I haven’t had real bad cramps in a while, since before I got on the pill. But I’m really looking forward to having it so I guess a few days of pain will be worth it!

D) All of the above.

Not to be a turd, but that isn’t Comic Sans. I’m not sure exactly what one it is but I think it’s actually pretty nice-looking, for a handwriting font!

Giving everyone in this thread stars and a million internet hugs.

Same story here. She came to me first and we met up a few times, while they were dating and also after she’d gotten away from him. She stopped responding to my texts after a time though. Years later, I just found out that she’s pregnant with his baby and it breaks my heart, especially knowing that he’d made her get

It’s the best! We are doing official family Christmas tomorrow with my brother and his fiancee so today was ultra lazy and it’s been grrrrreat. Tomorrow I will actually probably have to shower and wear something somewhat presentable. But today I’ve been extra slouchy and fuzzy-haired and I loved it.