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Natalie Portmanteau
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Really?? That’s awful :( My gynecologist offered to put me on it when I first told her of my problems but I resisted for a long time because the idea of taking antibiotics somewhat regularly weirded me out (plus at the time I was dating a guy I didn’t really want to be having sex with anyway so I think I wanted the

Just wanted to jump on this train as a fellow chronic-UTI haver. I have a super low dose antibiotic that I take after sexytimes that works like a charm! Which is like, thank goodness, cause I was worried I’d have to become celibate in order to stop getting UTIs all the dang time.

Yeesh. It’s so ugly, I kind of love it, but I also assume it was obscenely expensive, which makes me hate it..

Woah. It looks like a shark’s mouth.

What is that shirt he’s wearing?? It’s got naked ladies.. Roses? And jewels screen printed on it??? I wanna see the whole thing!

Aw man. I’m sending you all internet hugs (Jazzy too). She is such a beautiful lady... my heart goes out to you and your family :(

I need this to be a real thing.

Pinkeye is never a good look on anyone.

thanks to the newly found conscience of the state’s attorney, Brianna Barksdale

Aaaaaah that sounds amazing. I’m so jealous!

Yes!! I recently stopped shaving my pits and I’m never going back. I still feel a little self conscious from time to time but I’m sure I’ll get over it someday..

I just googled “Yoko Ono tweet generator” and one doesn’t exist and I REALLY THINK IT SHOULD. Someone should get on that.

Ooh! I wanna try.

AND Cher-free. What is happening??

This is mesmerizing.

The only thing I can think of is that maybe they’re hoping that if this became a law, places like Planned Parenthood could get sued for telling someone that their abortion can be reversed and then being unable to actually reverse it?? I’m a little confused too.

I think it’s good to be a little scared! It’d be way worse if you were going into it thinking it’d be a piece of cake :)

I’ve been doing the same thing with Gillian Anderson in The Fall! (Just not so many laffs.) She wears the tallest shoes I’ve ever seen. She looks amazing tho.

Exactly! I know these two dummies are just super dumb but it’s like... Did you even think this through AT ALL???