Netflix is the best friend I never knew I needed. I might end up marrying it because it never lets me down, knows my likes/dislikes, never judges me.

That sucks. I feel your pain, though. I always end up liking guys who don't like me back, much less know I exist. Well,I always like to think that sooner or later you'll find someone if that's what you want. What's important is for us to love ourselves first, no?

I feel ya, twenty-two and painfully shy is my name. But still, if a guy did that to me he better be ready to get a dick transplant. Damn, I hope you're with someone a heck of a lot better, girl. Thanks for sharing.

Oh my goodness gracious, I want to hug every single one of you guys, seriously. Some of these are really brutal, like damn, who the fuck were you dating? I have one, but it's nothing compared everyone else's.

That motherfucker! Please tell me you puked all over his dick, that would've been the right thing to do.

Holy shit, I love you. That is amazing!

#NotAllNatalias

I can't star this enough, first because it's Frank Underwood and second because it describes my emotions perfectly.

Yup, just turned 22. Hahaha very funny...

Aww! It's so cute! I don't think those tiny little paws and that cute little mouth can you much damage, isn't that right ya cutie? If there's one thing Disney has taught me is that nature is my friend and all its inhabitants are kind and sweet and ready to bust out in song with you.

Sorry, but, I think you mean mesmerizing..?

Fuck. This all so fucked up. Why would his mom let him do this interview, in his mental and emotional state? He needs help, and badly. I didn't even watch "the interview", reading the sections of it is enough. His mom is just really confusing me though. Why is she in his life again, when they're getting all this media…

This is pure gold. I need this book, I'm not even married and I need it.

Not married, never have been so I don't have experience with being proposed to, but I know I don't want anything like this for myself. Private and secluded is the way to go in my opinion. I think it's unfair to put pressure on the woman by having witnesses to a rejection, like you want to force her to say yes because…

But they're not fighting, from what I can tell by the article. Amy's husband knows and according to her agrees as long as she is discreet and takes care of herself. It be pretty hard for a child to realize that mommy isn't visiting a friend or something. Now a teenager would be harder to deceive.

Oh my gosh, yes, I just read the article! Wow, I wanna watch it now, it sounds so good! Who doesn't love a bad ass princess?

AMEN

Ah, the famous The Princess Bride. I will watch it, I need to see what everyone is always raving about!

Nah, no worries, I honestly thought I was missing out on some fan joke about the show or her. Heteroflexible, I like that! Seeing her run makes me want to run as well and I loathe running, but she makes it look cool and fun.

She intimidates me and I love it. I'm in my early twenties and at first when I realized I was attracted to her it threw me off because I do find certain women attractive enough to maybe wanna try something, but with her it was lust at first sight.