Now that LA and Vegas are off the table, what city is the NFL going to use to threaten to move teams to in order to extort millions from taxpayers?

Seems like they just killed the goose that laid the golden egg here.

I was going to argue this point until I realized all I’ve seen from Carolina fans on public forums today are posts praising Maye’s “grit” and “blue collar work ethic”.

So, fuck those people. And I say that as a Carolina fan.

Even works in North Carolina.

Hey, my son is also named Bort.

Those are more likely Carpenter Bees.

That will certainly fit with his pattern of 3 and out. I like him in Missouri State, and had hoped he’d bring that program back to the days of Alford (low bar, but those were fun times for a Mid-Major). He’s certainly turned into a vagabond, though.

Boeheim is an asshole, and it’s a shame that UNC-Greensboro has to pay for it. They’re not the worst team in the NIT field but they got stuck seeded against first-out Syracuse because the NIT wanted to promote this, admittedly hilarious but pretty dumb in the whole scheme of things, narrative. They should have been a…

What do you have in mind?

It wasn’t a non-folding chair, it was Jim Nantz.

Easy mistake to make.

I’m glad people keep their stuff. When the shit hits the fan, it’ll be easier to dig though the remnants of society to find things to burn for warmth.

And you know he’s serious because otherwise he would have said “horse-pucky” or something.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying that’s how I read it.

I’d love to see State get it together. As a Carolina fan, it’s been a little sad to see what used to be such a great rivalry really diminished.

This would be more worrying if we weren’t already boned, I suppose. Not sure there’s a damn thing anyone can do to avoid the worst scenario at this point anyway, short of sucking carbon dioxide straight out of the atmosphere and sticking it back underground.

I read that as meaning that, despite winning a couple titles, NC State has never been among the pantheon of college basketball programs like UNC, Duke, UCLA, UK, etc, but the expectation seems to be there among State fans and administrators. 

So I guess we can say the rest of the world has really and truly passed the USWNT, huh.

Many whales kind of loll on the surface for longish periods of time. Beaked whales almost never do that, though.

That’s incredible. Beaked whales truly are the shit.

I always pick Duke to go out in the first round of the tournament because I don’t want to be in the position of rooting for them for any reason. It pays off about a third of the time.

I think of all the reasons to hate Allen, that’s the one that gets me the most. Every time he gets touched he reacts like he’s JFK in a Dallas convertible.

Well, once climate change really bites, neither will be habitable. But people in the Middle East might have the good sense to leave, so...