Would you settle for a 1.8 liter v-6 with non-stock exhaust?

Nooo it's a Mark II

Ball of foot on brake, side of foot on gas... That’s how I’ve always done it.

ohhhhhhhh. So, dilution is the solution to prosecution huh?

It will all be caused by one Mustang who was granny shifting, not double-clutching like he should have.

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I am always flashing back to B.C. comics when I see these.

Maybe you just need to poo.

The passive-aggressive label may be a response to the commissioner’s recent run-ins with the state legislature, which denied his request for $50 million in additional state revenue over two years.

Freddy “Thesaurish” Hernandez

Yep, car companies really should just ignore us. We beg and plead for an “enthusiast” car, but what that means is we don’t want a BR-Z. We want the performance of a Corvette Z06 with the exterior of a DBS, the interior of a Bentley Continental GT, the handling of a Miata, the ride quality of a Jaguar XJ all for a…

Doing burnouts in front of the Arlington National Cemetery wouldn't be in poor taste. It would be perfect, for freedom.

There’s a scene at the end of Trading Places, where Coleman’s (the butler) island floozy is asked “lobster, or cracked crab?”. She responds with “can’t we have both?”

Nah, crack it loose with a socket wrench instead. It has better contact surface with the nut, so you have less chance of rounding it off. Always works for me (I don’t live in Michigan, though!).

I don’t even think it’s a kei car- isn’t the displacement limit on keis 600cc? The Metro had a 1.0L 3 cylinder.

Parts and service, however, are looking out for your (or rather, your car’s) best interests.

Thanks. I’m tempted by the closeness of JDM glory (less than an hour away) quite frequently. One of my students picked up an amazing diesel Hilux but I love manuals too much to want an auto.

I can see it now. Start rolling this out and the first thing that happens is someone gets cut off while wearing the device and their car immediately runs the offender into a bridge abutment.

Found it.

Jake: “This place has everything.”