I cried my eyes out.

The whole Jonathan Cheban paragraph...

It also sucks to be the mother of one. My ten year old daughter can taste the difference between things that taste exactly the same to me, like brands of 2% milk or dry pasta. It makes feeding her a drag, because even if I can coax and/or bribe her to try a bite of anything new, she either gags/cries (hummus caused…

That is pretty cool. I bet I do too. But they’re the bane of my existence since I’m always tasting a grain too much of salt, or a touch of freezer burn or even something that might be the tiniest bit “off”

totally blank stares

I’m shocked that SWC wasn’t/isn’t more popular and well-loved. I have the whole series on DVD and re-watch episodes randomly on a regular basis.

Amy Sedaris is a National Treasure. She was also Theroux’s Best Man at the wedding, not a mere groomsman. Theroux and Sedaris have interviewed each other a bunch of times. They’re really worth googling. They also do craft day together, which they’ve documented on Instagram. My guess is that Jen Aniston isn’t worried…

It’ll be really hard to outdo their fabulous graphics at the DNC, when the entire Jumbotron appeared to shatter & rain a million pieces of glass down through all the other smaller screens and the stage. That was SO much awesome! (It’s no wonder Trump was jealous of the DNC, because she out-WWE’d him.)

Don’t worry. The first full day of the 45th president’s term is my 45th birthday. Good omen, not a coincidence!

Amy Sedaris is my everything.

This is funny timing because last night I was listening to SJP on Marc Maron’s podcast, and she said that she felt a little bad that her husband, Matthew Broderick, didn’t end up with Amy Sedaris. She felt like they would be a great couple! Amy’s tearing apart marriages left and right and the wives just let her do it.

In marginally related news, I give you BB-Amy:

I hope she gets Spielberg or Kathryn Bigelow to do some special effects of the ceiling breaking. Because what Election Night needs is the celebration of all celebrations and special effects.

Amy Sedaris is the coolest. Strangers with Candy was hilarious. Her entertaining book makes me giggle. Even those dumb Downy Unstoppables commercials are delightful because of her.

Elle Woods would NEVER defraud a fellow Delta Nu. She just wouldn’t! She has a great moral compass.

Yeah, well, he and his daughter can start by having their name-branded crap produced in the U.S.

It’s a tough habit to break! Conditioning is powerful. I’m STILL constantly retraining & checking myself... it’s a process....

“You get attention, praise, employment.”

I hope this maybe convinces some Republicans that maybe, just maybe, the reason us liberals have been calling their party racist and sexist for years was in fact because their party has been racist and sexist for years.