First: Thank you for not making this an unnecessary slide show.

100% they gave me frames when I bought my car, straight into the trash. Also I pull off any vinyl dealer logos as well.

Yup.  Those dealer plate frames come off the car before I even leave the lot.  

If the slavering, unwashed, impatient, emotionally stunted little shit class of fandom (any) could just spontaneously off itself, that’d be just aces.

Yep.

Americans being baffled by government funding of arts is really funny to me.

But it still feels incredibly odd that the Canadian government would be funding a project that is explicitly in favor of a world where liberal democracy doesn’t exist (and is in fact undesirable)

With sound effects from Atari games. 

the implication i believe was that there was some sabotage in the engine room that only he could have been present to comit.

The quintessential and ubiquitous videogame scene is where there’s a kid button mashing away like a crazy person, on a game where that makes no sense, with a gamepad for a different console that’s 3 generations behind the one they’re playing on.

Failing upwards.

Yes, you are gate keeping.  Are they playing a game?  Then yes, they’re gamers.

I’ve noticed lately that with these sorts of posts, cryptobros no longer fall over themselves to post a thesis in the comments describing how wrong we all are about cryptocurrency.

Gotta love a golden parachute. 

The coolest part is that while that entire pattern predictably comes to pass for a particular business, the people responsible for ruining said business gain money and simply move on to the next business they can ruin for their own profit (which welcomes them with open arms).

I love living in this stupid place at this stupid time, where absolutely everything follows the same reliable pattern of be good -> be forced to expand infinitely to meet a frankly psychotic ideal of eternal growth -> inevitably become shit, crash, and burn.

Capitalism is so fun and good and healthy. 

The PS5 has 16GB of RAM that’s used for regular RAM and VRAM. Why on Earth would PC need 32GB of RAM in addition to the 8GB - 16GB of VRAM on most high end, modern video cards?

Also

See, this is why I do all my insider trading the legal way: following Paul Pelosi’s investments.

But you have to hurry! They only have 172 of them left (per location)!