Upvote for random Italian prejudice!
Could've used a trigger warning. Because now I'm in an almost catatonic state thinking about Fraggle Rock. Maybe it's me. My uncle used to hold me down against my will and sing Bobby Vinton songs while staring me in the eyes. But that's neither here nor there.
The Ewoks were fine.…

I don't know. You would spend your life knowing you were a delicious pastrami sandwich. I fondly recall a higher percentage of pastrami sandwiches I've met as opposed to humans.

I'm generally dismissive when it comes to Hollywood productions, but this approach to criticism interests me.

Only the steak burritos though?

The AV Cub turned into Jezebel so quickly, I didn't even notice the decline.

I'm not completely certain, but I believe the current acceptable nomenclature is "broads". Or to defer to to our fellow mammalian counterparts with whom we may or may not share male organs amongst, whilst living across the pond, the proper term is "birds".

I suppose it doesn't really matter what the statement is in regards to, it's a lovely sentiment. One I can wholeheartedly endorse.

You're flying too close to the sun!

Steven Tyler is so clever that his puns work on no levels!

You got another thing comin'!

Aw jeez, Scotty… aw jeez…

To be fair, Scott Walker still doesn't get that joke.

While I skew toward clever, the performances in this episode pushed the funny for me.
The on-point mimicry of documentary styles lends a strong foundation to allow Hader and Armison to riff on the ridiculous humans that drive these stories.
I thought they did well to dial up the idiosyncrasies this go round. Mileage my…

Proposition… you could spend an eternity licked by the flames of hell… or you might enjoy this slightly scratched DVD collection.
It's up to you to decide… is it your turn to give a fuck?

How did Cyril miss Stir Friday? It's right there!

I was hoping his plan would be to eliminate that question. I guess in a subtle way he did…
Well played, super villain Parnell!

Meadows wide-eyed enthusiasm isn't usually his best trait, but I die laughing every time I see "Name that Dog".

His incredulous looks at the doctor always crack me up.
Great call on Tim Meadows never getting his proper due either.

Occasionally I've been known to knock on strangers doors. Just to ask if they've accepted the Wire into their life.

I'm just trying to sing away the pain. After the disgusting manner in which they treated my cousin in episode 1? Having sex with a politician? (shudders)