It’s wholly disappointing the amount of people who don’t understand a good Bat Boy reference.

I swear to God Jerry Remy needs a fucking translator, and I’m from New England.

it’s the look of a man who loves to fight getting surprise cassius belli to start throwing hands.

well the guy on 2nd couldn’t see around CC to steal the signs.

-1899: Brooklyn Bridegrooms steal signs using a steam-powered periscope
-1919: Elaborate telegraph system relays signs to the Chicago White Sox, relays bets from the team to Arnold Rothstein
-1941: Ted Williams hits .400, “steals signs” by having sufficient eyesight to see the spin on every pitch, and look into the…

this is good kinja, though not enough spelling or grammatical errors to make it elite.

“we do what we do, and you have to stop us”

I am watching this video over and over again and just screaming.

My dad served in Nam. I asked him how he felt about the protests, he is of the opinion that nothing is a greater tribute to his service than fellow Americans utilizing their right to protest.

In case you haven’t met a vet that has absolutely no problem with any of these protests and doesn’t feel disrespected in the slightest: Hi, it’s nice to meet you.

People are getting very creative with their excuses to avoid watching Browns games.

TROMBONE SHORTY!

Most of his donors are disappointed.

And we were trying different things
We were running for office funny things

The best part of that quote is the end, “As a tourist you become economically significant but existentially loathsome, an insect on a dead thing.”

I haven’t seen an owner act this entitled toward a player since Marge Schott.

God forbid she ever need a catheter.

I say that phrase when I’m having my second vodka tonic at 10am on a weekday.