Hey viking, I got your wretched hive of scum and villainy right here!

That was some of the edgiest political shit they pulled then. So overtly flippant and funny. Harkens back to what I like to think of as SNL's genesis.

Rumor has it Will Ferrell stood up for him.

One of my all-time favorite random SNL bits involved Parnell playing a father who's newborn child was lost by the doctor.
Completely absurd. Ferrell and Shannon start losing their shit after Meadows (as Dr Stephen Poop) does "the robot". Parnell pulls the whole thing back together by echoing Ferrell's earlier…

Because you hate watered plants!

The question presupposes you have motivation to be a villain, with super powers, and then asks what your ends and means would be.
It's a terrible, awkward question.

My supervillian master plan would be I'm a perfectionist. And maybe I come in early and stay too late. You know, for the company. And also, I guess I'm evil.

I guess I could pretend that I don't own and/or wear a "Vote Carcetti" t-shirt…
but how else am I supposed to start Wire conversations with strangers?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

I thought Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs was also pretty good.

Well played, good sir.

If I remember correctly, Meadow and Hunter aren't doing the dishes at all. They're cooking, poorly, and trashing the kitchen in the process.

Look, all I know is she needed $100 or they were going to shut her cable off. And I'm sure as hell not the one who ordered Showtime!

Don't get me started on Destiny's Child's insistence that I pay their bills, then turning around telling everyone how independent they are!
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, BUDDY!

Nobody says "creep" like that unless they're quoting TLC.

Years back my mother dated a Richard that went by the name of Dick. He apparently, at some point, worked for the Hertz company.
I only know this because I commandeered a work shirt of his that stated "Dick Hertz" when read left to right.

They're packets of cream cheese.

I'm pretty certain that's one of Dante's layers of hell.

"Yes, have some!"

Have I clicked your link yet? No. But I'm upvoting you sight unseen because I'm 99% sure where you're going with this. And I like it.