Drake sucks. I’m not sure if that’s a hot take or an unoriginal take. But it’s true. Drake sucks.

There are, by my count, two ways to change these parameters: become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

But underneath the makeup, Iggy’s just a Wayans brother though, no?

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

You got to know when to hold it.

“I’d hit that.”

If anything, maybe I can practice and hand off and still get some mental reps that way.

Talk about the books those women wrote. What you enjoyed about them. What you disliked about them. Recommend their books to other people. Start book clubs that feature them.

+1 gift basket

Hell, I’d shoot myself in the chest to preserve that hair.

I know that horse. Comes from a championship stock. In fact I’ve heard it’s blood-mare dam was bred out many many times at top notch prices.

Beckham was so distraught by his masculinity being called into question that he let a punter gently push him away from a fight.

We should all stop jumping to conclusions and wait for the fax to come out.

Damn, this Bryant Gumble dude makes Malcolm X look like Bryant Gumbel.

“On the train, we developed our conservative backstory, which was already somewhat compromised by the fact that our real names were on the guest list.”

Samer: Your friend Greg Howard was arrested for violently assaulting a woman in a bar. I can only assume you support him as I have not seen you speak out about his continued employment at Deadspin. Does this mean that you support violence against women as you have refused to condemn Greg and Deadspin for his actions…

Would you say the same thing about Chris Kluwe?

Normally they would, but because it was in Mexico, the exchange rate is different.

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.