Headline: “Professional poker player disqualified for piss poor judgment left without pot to piss in.” (Beside, you know, the containter he ACTUALLY PISSED IN!)

I only... err... I mean a friend of mine only clicked on the article because he thought it said “cheap fleshlights.” What a sicko...

I only... err... I mean a friend of mine only clicked on the article because he thought it said “cheap fleshlights.”…

Making potato jokes about McGregor might get you mashed.

So put on the adult gloves like when the Native American group occupied Alcatraz and remove them in 19 months? There is enough injustice in the world, why look for it where it’s not?

Don’t you get it?! The Young Republicans are just the yin to your yang. They are knuckleheads searching for purpose just like you, which it seems you were inching towards recognizing only to veer sharply back into condescension. Anyone who tows a party line as hard as you or a Young Republican needs to take a good…

This is why I am only friends with people who have the exact same political views as me.

Sounds like the NBA owes Rondo an apology!

I don’t have any investments so it would appear my financial irresponsibility lead me to moral high ground... Thanks a lot for sponsering Sandy Hook investors!

If we wanted edgy political takes from a hipster we would have gone to deadspi... Oh fuck, you got me again.

It was’t released you fucktard. The pointer (dog) that runs across the field was “pointing” the pheasant (fuck you, google it). The bird jumps when the dog handler gives the dog the command to break point and flush the bird. It takes hundreds of hours of training to get a dog to do this reasonably well. Nice job…