His mind turned to mush a long time ago. What’s happening to it now is what happens to leftovers forgotten in the back of the fridge for a few months.

It’s closer to 18%, but the fact that it’s more than zero is still terrifying.

I think Trump might also think Elon Musk invented the light bulb.

Does Trump not know that Thomas Edison isn’t still alive?

I am this close to deleting Facebook entirely. I use it a ton, I’m in a bunch of groups that are really useful and it’s my only connection to friends from my former hometown, but dammit, I’m sick of Zuckerberg Zucking everything up.

That was the last good-looking Camaro. At least the ZL1 still uses a version of that front end.

I actually sort of like that one. It’s cheesy, but it sort of owns it in a way that the Camaro doesn’t. When I first saw one as a kid, I thought it looked like the ‘90s Batmobile.

I forgot about the Catfish Camaro! Those are so ugly I think I blocked them out of my mind.

I think this speaks for itself.

I have a Leaf now, and while it’s not too loaded down with screens, it bugs me that the center navigation screen can’t be turned off.

This must be really confusing for people who don’t know the song.

now there’s something I haven’t thought about for 7 years

Precisely. One of the reasons I love driving is that it forces my brain to break the social media addiction cycle of constantly checking everything, even if only for a few minutes or hours.

Now you’re speaking my language! I really dislike the “screens everywhere” trend. Screens are bright, distracting and more difficult to use than buttons and knobs. If I must have a screen in a car, I at least want to be able to turn it off without impacting the car’s basic functionality. And don’t get me started on…

Ugh, that would drive me up the wall!

“I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.”

A new Circle K recently popped up near me. I didn’t know they were still a thing, but I can’t stop thinking of this line every time I pass it.

An embarrassing number of Wayne’s World lines are popping into my head.

Hillary isn’t “polarizing”. She has never been “polarizing”, except to people who were already polarized.

Damn. Another of my favorite writers is leaving this site. And I say that as someone who was very disturbed by the infamous pizza article.