This is actually really useful. I have absolutely no sense of direction, and this feature has helped me avoid getting lost while walking in cities on multiple occasions.

This is actually really useful. I have absolutely no sense of direction, and this feature has helped me avoid getting lost while walking in cities on multiple occasions.

How about taking this one step further with Moving Day Rallycross? Load up the trucks and fling them around a rallycross circuit. You lose points for the amount of stuff that falls off during the race.

First I’ve heard of it ;)

Sung to the tune of “My Sharona”

Dammit, I could have lived the rest of my life without getting that song stuck in my head again.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fuck Kid Rock with a ten-foot cactus. His “music” sucks, he’s a terrible person and, given half a chance, I would happily yeet him into the sun. (This also marks the first time I’ve ever used the word “yeet”. I was saving it for a special occasion like this.)

that one was a stretch, but it was grate nonetheless.

In this regard, Chevy is Dodge Lite. I see a lot of asshole Chevy owners too, but the Dodge guys seem more committed to their assholery.

Oh, this guy’s embracing his inner child, all right. That child just happens to be stomping and screaming and throwing a tantrum at the moment.

Everyone sucks in this situation.

Hyundai/Kia also makes two BEVs. They claim they’re only making them “until hydrogen takes off”, but I think we all know hydrogen isn’t going to take off, ever.

“Going green isn’t cheap, you know.” True, but it doesn’t have to be that expensive. You can get a Niro EV - similar vehicle, even greener power source - for 40k, and be able to charge it from any outlet instead of hunting down one of the few hydrogen charging stations.

A friend of mine actually bought one (we don’t talk cars). He was checking the oil when the handle of the dipstick snapped off.

Fuck Walmart and everything they stand for. Not just because of this, but because they’re Walmart.

The Mustang convertible isn’t that bad, but the coupe still looks better.

I like the Challenger, and it looks fantastic as a convertible. It also looks fantastic as a coupe. It might be one of the best-looking cars of the 21st century.

No muscle cars, interestingly. Either muscle car owners drive slower, or they drive so fast that they’re never caught.

Counterpoint: swearing is good, but well-executed fake swears can be hilarious.