I’m surprised you guys haven’t done an article on the Charge Mustang yet. (Or maybe you have and I missed it.)

What is it about these cars that makes them so enthusiastic about spontaneous combustion?

It’s a resounding “meh” from me. Don’t love, it don’t hate it. Looks like a generic Lamborghini-type thing with a Camaro butt.

I was all set to jump on the “come on, boomers aren’t that bad” bandwagon...until I got to the part about the fucking golf clubs. If you can afford a brand new Corvette (and golf), you can afford a second car that fits golf clubs. (Also, golf is a garbage game for rich idiots, but that’s another rant altogether.)

Car washes seem to have a weird way of turning drivers into idiots. I think they cast an evil spell.

Agreed. Hopefully small trucks will make a comeback soon.

No. The one in the article is tasteful. This crosses the line into gaudy, obnoxious bro-dozer territory.

I tried watching this version and couldn’t make it through even one episode. I was actually impressed with how bad it was. The jokes weren’t funny, the challenges weren’t creative, and when Harris started spewing flat-out lies about EV range that made him sound like a paid shill for oil companies, I decided not to…

It’s fucking Domino’s. It doesn’t need to be good, it just needs to technically qualify as pizza.

I quite like the Hyundai Kona Electric. It’ll be at the top of my list when it’s time to replace my aging Leaf.

I’m on your side here, but in Ford’s defense, the original Focus EV came out in 2013. Its only competition back then was the Nissan Leaf, which had almost exactly the same range and pricing.

SOMEBODY HELP THE POOR MAN! HE’S HURTLING THROUGH THE DAMN SKY!

On the plus side, a bunch of them are now $30 poorer.

I dunno... I honestly think it’s kind of hilarious that she’s making so much money off the kind of idiots who would actually buy an internet celebrity’s bath water.

“The males, meanwhile, do absolute jack shit. They loaf around in the sun and blink. Sometimes they yawn. When food shows up—food they probably did not help kill—they demand first dibs. They’re the living worst.”

Holy cheeze whiz. Is the top of the trunk actually higher than the fucking roof?

Everything GM makes is a Ramborghini now.

The first most disappointing, I assume, being yours?

“What happened to clean, flowing, timeless design?”

I actually prefer the original S197 over both. Later ones look good from the side and rear but have a bad case of frowny-face in the front.