SportsBro and a FinanceBro. All he needs is to be a “EccentricDirectorBro” to complete the triad..

I am 100% keeping them. Too good to waste, also I’m a firm believer in a little dirt and germs being good for the immune system.

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

My cat just threw an open box of scones off the table in this manner. Can’t even be mad at him for it right now. I want to pick them all up and put them back just to do it myself.

Especially since they could have gone on Tindr or Craigslist and found someone willing. They obviously prefer to be sexual predators.

Well fuck all this

I’m sorry you had to go through that. You are 1000% not to blame.

Fundegelicals don’t read the Bible. They memorize a few dozen verses, the verses that their pastor harps on every week. Most of us ex-Christians became ex-Christians because we read and studied the Bible, did a WTF, and walked away.

Same. Joke’s gonna be on them when I cut off a big portion of them one of these days.

Yes. But only when it comes to petty shit and public perception.

You know I actually think Kim runs Kanye tho

My boobs have developed their own consciousness, have decided that I’m the enemy, and have made it their life’s work to torture me. I don’t know what I ever did to them, but they’re pissed.

YES! Freya underwire bikini is my go-to. I have a black polka-dotted one, and then I buy cheaper bottoms in plain black from Target. I just switched to a high waisted bottom this summer, and I LOVE IT!

I’ve only had luck buying Freya-brand underwire bikini tops in my exact cup and band size (to wear with high waisted whatevers). The next best thing would be a breast reduction.

Can I assume I'm supposed to buy a bigger size if I don't want my boobs go look like mosquito bites in a one piece? Oh wait no, because that's insane.

It does sort of seem to create a ...bulge, if you will. I can’t look away, honestly

That isn’t me. I do have a pic but it’s tucked away somewhere, never to be seen by anyone but me. :-)

My boobs are so big, I wear a toddler size 2T suit just to keep them up! That’s how it works, right?

Want support for your boobs? Buy a smaller size.

Goddammit.