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he is certainly part of The Beautiful People

She’s too busy trying to make a difference in this goddamn world!

Are these location based? I’ve never in my life seen a hunting commercial, but I grew up in areas that don’t really hunt at all. It just seems like a weird thing to have a commercial for. What product are they actually advertising?

I think it was Jane Austen who advised her favorite niece, who was hesitating about accepting a marriage proposal, that “any fate is better than marrying without affection.” As hard as life was for the unmarried woman, to be unhappily bound to somebody you could never leave was worse.

My husband has been lovingly informed that he is forbidden ever to die.

What if you’re pegging your partner and you kiss them? Do the acts cancel each other out?

i suspect that depends largely on what you’re kissing...

LOL

THEY SHOULD GO BACKWARDS THERE

Replying to bump you up. That Chinese spying on us through our cars conspiracy is pretty great though.

They all look like fashion vampires. I like it.

My opinion is that ALL listings for Airbnb should be aggregated under their corporate umbrella. They are a hotel service even if they don't call themselves that. And it is ridiculous they aren't regulated as such.

But, if all the rooms/houses were aggregated under the Airbnb umbrella, they would. And they should.

If you are offering it for rent, then it becomes a public accommodation and not a private residence unless you buy this sharing economy billshit.

Could be. I was bullied relentlessly for 8 years, and toward the end I had day dreams about taking an unloaded gun to school into the class that I shared with the ringleader and a few of her followers and holding them hostage just to show them how it felt to be terrified. I was lucky to have a great support system in

I once shut a (normally fairly woke) white friend of mine completely up after she told a story about speeding (“around 90”), not pulling over right away so the cop had to use the loudspeaker, AND mouthing off to the cop who pulled her over. I said “... Yeah, they’d kill me for that.”

When I saw both the shooter and victim were female, I thought it was a failed relationship between the two girls. Equality means women can abuse and kill their domestic partners with the ease and frequency that men do, so this is progress? Nah, it was probably over a boy, out lesbian teens in Texas are too busy being

That’s the beauty of the sharing economy, all those pesky business regulations don’t apply to freelance contractors*.

Eh, fuck the hotel industry. Most of those regulations you mention are put in place to protect them from competition, not protect the community. They don’t give a shit about you, your community, or any other grand ideas...they only care about profit (as is their right as businesses). They aren’t your friends.

Or just book a hotel instead of helping these sociopaths tear apart regulations meant to safeguard and protect the community as a whole.