in order to make the point pointier

Yes, like the child she is.

If I’m reading this correctly, the victim did go to the police. The rapist is serving 20 years for the conviction. Their completely valid suit against the university is that they refused counseling services to the victim (likely in hopes of shutting her up so their athletic program wouldn't get more bad press).…

FUCK YEAH U.S. LADIES!

I don’t want to question too harshly the places people turn to for help in their darkest hour, but I can’t even get Siri to understand that when I ask it to find me a gas station, I mean a gas station in front of me, in the direction that I am already traveling, and not one that requires a U-turn or long detour…

Paternalism: it's not just for men!

Here’s one to make you think:

My god. This makes me feel so tired and sad.

Dear White Feminists,

I’m not a lawyer

Harper Lee? Totally low energy. Complete loser. When was the last time she wrote a book? Have you seen the books I wrote. They have the best words in them. Not like her words. Did you hear that Atticus is racist? The blacks love me. Buy Trump Steaks.

or Forty Shades of Gray!

I approve of all of this, but especially the last part.

I want Hillary to destroy him. At the end of this campaign, I want the biggest thing Donald Trump is known for to be that he is a loser NOT a winner who lost the Presidency. I want the stuff that come out of his mouth to prevent him from licensing his name because companies no longer see value in using it to sell his…

I never noticed that! Spot on, dude.

Well, since we never send poor people with families to prison, that’s a great defence! Oh, wait...

I’m going through multiple phases of rage right now. It’s like Dante’s 9 Circles, but they’re all anger.

Damn us! We are to blame for the fall of the concert saloon! That was quality entertainment, I’ll tell you what.

If you want your children to see these things, here’s a novel idea- take them whale watching! Let them see orcas in their natural habitat! Not in what amounts to a fish bowl for unhappy cetaceans. The whales deserve better, and if you really want your children to learn about orcas, the kids deserve better too.

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.