This article always makes me holler. I love Ashanti, but boo got left behind like Farrah’s luggage.

I just called to say I love you.

You rang?

agreed

For real, fuck Dean

“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”

A million stars for the Finkle-Einhorn reference.

Related, if you’re all not watching Full Frontal with Samantha Bee your lives are bleak and meaningless. For real, she is so smart and fierce and funny as fuck.

I read the headline and was like ‘is this one of those, I’ll show her how dangerous the Internet is lessons.....noooooooo, it’s just straight up evil’

And there’s this deep red shadow creeping in from the edges.

I can’t believe it was even worse than the title suggested.

I was like, “Please, please please, be a well-intentioned but ill-advised attempt to teach a valuable lesson about internet safety and privacy . . . Oh Lord, have mercy.”

I’m not going to lie to you, being in this article is like walking on hot coals. I don’t do spiders, in real life or in the virtual world.

I take this as a compliment.

Marquis de Spider

It’s only Monday...

And as a mixed raced child who had a white mother who took every single racial and sexist battle - and won them, I’ll say: the exhaustion is worth it.

In America we’ll punish women for shooting their abusers, but also punish them if they ‘fail to protect’ themselves and their kids.

it’s true... Buff and I graduated the same year... granted I had a much different HS experience, not being on a hellmouth and all, but still milestones.... Buffy and I shares them.

Yes. THIS. SO HARD.