I’m off to bleach my eyeballs now.

Words, and a bit of vomit, seem to have left me.

WIDDLE BITTY HUG HUG!

She coated her hair with 100% organic flaxseed “petroleum” jelly and grabbed a handcrafted pearl handled straight razor out of the pocket of her $365 Rag & Bone jeans.

Worked under him you say?

i think i got more 1/2 of an orgasm from your description

I love you too.

Paycheck? Ooooooo no, Surviving Christmas.

Yes, it’s an awful tattoo... But am I the only one looking at that clip of JLO and thinking, “girl, Ben’s tattoo may be ugly but it’s still prettier than your last husband, the chupacabra”?

How about just laying off the Puking Pastilles?

Maybe some pre-dose with some Dizziness Draught?

I’ve gotten stuck on this ride at the Orlando location, Nothing like having a dementor in your face while having your body just dangle for 10mins. THANKS HARRY.

It’s a very childish interpretation of god, no? If only she could see how infantilized she sounds, both in dealing with her sexuality and her idea of what god cares about. Sex is not candy before lunch, lady. And god is not your mom.

Oooh I make people guess when I get asked what I am. Here are common guesses: Middle Eastern, Asian, French (like that is an ethnicity wtf? ), general “Mediterranean".. . And once when a guy tried to pick me up at a bar “You look so exotic you must be from another planet” thanks buddy. For the record I am Mexican,…

Your view of humanism is correct, though plenty of people keep trying to redefine the term.

This whole thing might have just gotten much simpler for Kesha and Sony.

I’m sure you can cite an actual example of Democrats actually blocking an actual nominee, right?

You can’t find a single comparable position the Democrats have taken, dearest.

Yeah, that sounds about right: insane, entitled narcissist who doesn't watch real news assumes he can seduce legitimate anchor because he has a dildo and she has blond hair.