Will watch.. wine will block out self-loathing jokes by Rebel . I wonder it’s easier to deliver those jokes b/c she knows how fucking awesome she is?

No, I’m totally aware that she can do that. She just doesn’t believe me when i tell her; even after advocating for her to do it for the past 10 years.

Damnit...i got swept along and carried to the wrong conclusion..

My friend was cheating with someone when he informed her that he was going to be a dad. He literally begged her to call his wife and tell her he was cheating. He didn’t have the guts to do it himself; the whole time saying he still loved his wife too much.

Jezebel commenter thread of the day.. Well done team.

So when did the throat punch take place in that series of events? I think you may have just forgotten to mention it.

hugs to all dealing with that beast.

He definitely touched the butt. He touched the butt so hard it got him caught.

I wish she did. But she sees taking any time off as money out of her wallet. It’s really sad but I see it as a self-value issue. I mean she shops alot and spends an obnoxious amount on clothes/purses; but “can’t afford” time off?

The first time i got stung by a jelly fish i kicked and thought, “take that motherF8cker.” It then proceeded to sting me again, and I kicked it again. I told my dad I got stung and he knowingly said “, poor jelly fish.”

My mother runs an in-home child care in an affluent part of southern California. Hours are 7-6pm, she provides food and charges $185 a week per child. She’s licensed to care for 6 children but due to age restrictions and her preference only watches 4 currently. (she doesn’t care to watch 2 5+yr olds)

god damnit.....i never realized this till now. I’m going to snuggle up with Alfred (my vape) and sad-laugh-cry.

Yes,I’m curious too.. What is it like out there? Does everything sparkle? Are there unicorns? Snuggly puppies carpeting rollicking hills of joy?

awwww.. thanks, friend that chuckle made a great start to my friday.

One of my first weeks in lawschool (5years ago) someone said “I sync with the cloud.” I replied with “ I have no idea what that means, say it in English please.” I still really don’t know what it means...

sweet, now i get to watch this..woohoo.

For reals though! But also I always feel that way a little bit with a new partner, sometimes still the same with my husband if it’s been a week. I’m like “ohgodno” what if this time he’s thinks “nah, i’m good.”

Dost thou bite thine thumb at me milady?

Oh jeez, i was so impatient they’d always just get pushed aside...oh to be young again ;)

i have a one of a kind chalk drawing of the cage and his bulge, which i purchased for 4.99 at the thrift store.