Yup, we were taking “the gay man’s guide to sex” and a number of other sex-positive descriptive how to guides.

Umm me too, maybe because in 6th grade i went to the library and stole books about it. My friend, later girlfriend, and I went and we would read about sex for hours; and then talked about how we were turned-on and scared at the same time.

i’ve had child bearing hips since i was a child....ITS DISGUSTING FOR PEOPLE TO SAY THIS.

He’s Smugly happy. Kinda like, eff you guys ima have a good day no matter what.

thank god for craigslist. :)

the bestest surprise forward text ever.

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?! B/C it may not be what you think it is.

i’ll take that razzle dazzle any day.

Chinchillas? The also chirp, nuzzle, love to takes flops in dust bowls and their tiny babies look like little priuses(i know that’s not right but whatever)

There’s the badassery I’ve come to expect from DGAF POTUS. I’d been without for so long I thought it might have been a dream,.

FUCKING. MIND. BLOW.

Okay, you won me over. Let’s go.

Me too with the ED. Ain’t no shame. Internet hugs for you.

“You know what they say, two pregnant and barefooted women can’t even make a sandwich together.” Was taken.

I’m wishing she’d gone with “the same way that men do.”

Dear BrightEyes,

I picked every doll related answer hoping to get the

COOTER COZIES..LOVE IT. Envisioned crochet?

It’s raining so hard in my office right now...theirs is a love to aspire to.

YEAH GURL. Eff that. Live your life for you!