Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

...and how did we get suckered into having mom jeans again? HOW?! Has history taught us nothing?

He goes into a tanning bed with gloves on, apparently.

For a 71 year old... his hands actually look great.

Best I can figure...

If you’re microwaving your dinner it’s prolly not worthy of a #foodporn Instagram pic

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

If there’s any need for evidence that feminism still has quite a ways to go to become truly intersectional, one should look no further than this comment section. TERFs abound, more interested in the oppression olympics than liberating one another.

I’m kissing my fingers like an Italian chef.

Kind of small for a jacuzzi. But Bannon seems to have it under control.

Ew I hadn’t even thought of him in the jacuzzi until now. My day is ruined.

IMO this looks like something Cerie would wear, like she was wearing a top and burnt 80% of it accidentally and then just *shrug*

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

Or pasties.

when you drool 

Naked tits