My 6-year-old niece was talking to her grandma about the election a few days ago and how she doesn’t understand why anyone would like Donald Trump. Grandma reminded her that everyone has different opinions and that, as a two-year-old, she defiantly loved Mitt Romney. My niece finally explained that it was because he…

I think you just described Joe Biden.

I absolutely adore her as Prudie. Way less slut-shaming and victim-blaming in general then Emily Yoffe but she really gives it to people when they are being awful.

hi! welcome to jezebel! you must be new here. buckle up buddy.

Lemual caused me to have to fake a coughing attack at work because there would have been no reasonable excuse for why I was laughing that loud at 8:30 AM

So many brilliant things; so many inane things. The possums article ruined me. I quote it regularly. I feel like it was in a back drawer somewhere and Ortberg thought, no, too weird, but once she announced the demise of the Toast figured, it’s here or nowhere.

Or welcome. I totally meant welcome to our little insufficient shithole.

I literally signed up for twitter after many, many years of resisting because of the Toast folding. I could not live without the wit and wisdom of Mallory, Nicole Cliffe and the rest of their writers in my life.

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

This is what misandry looks like. Just because a man is writing at Jezebel does not make him a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh* we’ve been getting a lot of “new” people in the past week.

Are you really and truly unable to answer this question yourself?

That’s obviously not a lady ghost. Where are the obvious breasts, lipstick, long eyelashes, and bow that designate things as the woman version of regular things?

Um, maybe because fathers are still publishing these masturbatory, self-congratulatory essays in earnest?

God damn it. First Lady Ghostbusters and now Lady Ghosts? STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!

Before I had daughters — Stimothy and Atalanta are truly the apples of my eye — I would follow women into voting booths and knock their hands away from the lever whenever they tried to engage in the democratic process. Who knew having daughters would change all that? Not I.

I’m getting a No Woman’s Sky tingling sensation...

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so