Ew, no.

You know who should have a role, though? And more than a cameo? And whose obligations to her soon-to-be-ending show are freed up, or soon to be, though?

Tatiana Maslany. Tatiana needs to be on this show. Also, she’s socially progressive and doesn’t make shit like “Hotline Bling”.

Not to be too earnest, but the lack of relationship probably isn’t the choice of the child who missed out on having a dad. Inheritance in general is a weird concept when you unpack it, but a father is equally culpable for bringing legitimate and illegitimate children into the world.

After birthing 3 watermelon-sized babies, I’ve peed my pants more times than I can mention. Sneezing, jumping (just saying the words *Jumping Jacks* makes me want to go to the bathroom). Laughing so hard the tears run down my legs, I’ve accepted my bladder limitations and don’t wait too long go. Or else.

I use them for my period as well - at night. Never had a ruined sheet.

Festival-goers and parade attenders are truly a goldmine of an untapped market for the adult diaper industry.

Because working is hard, and the pay sucks.

While my haters are talking about my curly bangs online, I’m relaxing on a beach in Hawaii

imagine being able to afford a coke habit, i cant relate to you guys at all

Didn’t his lawyers try to halt the trial because he is going blind and he is frail? How quickly someone bounces back when there is a profit to be made.

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

When I was in 6th grade I had just discovered WordArt and my teacher could pry it from my cold, dead hands. If the title is not ‘3D’ and in rainbow colours, IS IT EVEN A TITLE?

“Darth Susan in Accounting.”

Comic Sans isn’t a typeface. It’s a war crime.

This is NOT OKAY.

Also, I do not appreciate someone’s email signature imploring me to “Consider the environment before printing this email!” with a gif of a tree. THANKS FOR DOING YOUR PART, DIANE

In academia, comic sans is an oft used font by leadership. I had a dean who changed the default font of their email to comic sans — and this was someone who was NOT AT ALL TECHNOLOGICALLY SAVVY. So I have no idea how they figured out how to do that. Their CV (all 48 pages of it) was also comic sans.

I found a link to a website that offers basic advice on caring for a baby bat that wanders into your house!

I care about nothing in this dirt bag except for this bat. He’s so tiny and cute! Im sorry I have no advice to offer, but I hope he can get better.

Why would Ariel Winter need a PA? To help take her bikini Instagrams?

Is anyone else picking up a little Lohan deja vu from her? This all feels very familiar.