This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

I cheered inside when I saw this video. I’m so happy for Amanda, I’m watching She’s the Man in celebration later. So glad to see her getting better and looking healthy.

Kalanick is absolute scum. His company is grossly exploitative which he knows and endorses because he’s a libertarian douche-bro who thinks whatever short term benefit he gets from scamming they system is worth wrecking society for. The world will be a better place when Uber finally collapses under it’s own bullshit.…

You know what? His hummingbird thing is kind of neat. I think it humanizes him a bit.

(Featuring Leslie Jordan as Jeff Sessions, because it would make Sessions bust)

The hummingbirds are cute, at least. We have some out in back of our apartment and it’s always a little thrill to see one zip by.

Um. I think you could maybe have a bigger issue than nakedness on your hands. I’m trying to word this as delicately as possible. Telling your parent you aren’t wearing panties seems less like boundary pushing and more like a sign that someone has molested your daughter. I’m a woman so if I had a 13 year old daughter…

I think his entering into a contr... relationship with Munn was more his affirmative step away from his family than anything she really did.

Eh, I’m not mad at the Kardashians for being upset at Caitlyn here. Long before Caitlyn and Kris broke up, there were numerous things on for years about how Caitlyn (then Bruce) basically spent herself into near bankruptcy on stupid stuff. Even Caitlyn talked about this openly—- specifically how Kris basically saved…

See...now this is exactly what I’m talking about! Or, rather, what I want to be talking about at the next party I go to.

One of the things that I love about ‘magical realism’ (in Spanish) is that the name translates, in actuality, to the “wondrous real” (lo real maravilloso) and this slight alteration changes everything.

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

Honestly my post could have just been this image.

Ri Ri brought back the dab. You seent it here folks

Is she still Canadian? Edgar was, and I can’t think of anything more Canadian than a multiracial, multiculti wedding in an exclusive hotel abroad. Not even poutine.

Strangely, one of those descriptors stands out as a massive enabler of all the rest. She should have just said “trust fund baby.”

“Hannah Bronfman: Seagram heiress”