“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Oh my goodness, assistants have the BEST, THE MOST INSANE gossip.

I was just thinking same. Yay for gay vultures!!

OK I’m going to take this baby bird story as an opportunity to share what just happened during my lunch break (I’m in Hawaii, so it’s 12:45):

The song has aged like fine wine, but the video looks ridiculous. Except for the part where she’s covered in gold paint, which I love, it’s one of those videos that’s a victim of a technology that was probably revolutionary at the time (the water splashing all over), but now looks like a child drew it with crayons.…

I can’t even begin to describe how much I needed this today.

Poot, my darling, my dove, I am here. Hanging on your. every. word.

What city are you in and what’s your favorite boozy drink? ;)

Spill it, Poot!

Do go on. *chinhand*

I really need to know more about those bearding contracts Irina Shayk and Olivia Munn (pretty sure that’s who they talked about, right?) signed. Give me ALL the details.

I AM HERE FOR ALL OF THIS.

Nope... still on Katy’s side in this feud. I prefer my popstar’s outspoken on politics and brunette- (someone whsipers in my ear) What? Damit!

Is this a surprise to anyone? As soon as these services became available, I assume anyone wanting mass credibility and popularity would buy social media followers.

In order to volunteer at any of the schools in our school district, you have to fill out an application which includes permission for them to do a background check. I am of the hope that ‘former serial killer’ would preclude someone from volunteering.

Well this is a nice story. Lorde seems like a decent youngin.

You know what’s better than buying those expensive fuckers? Go to a thrift, buy a couple of huge cashmere sweaters (probably with a few moth holes) for 5 bucks, then make your own socks out of them. It’s amazingly easy. And if you lose one, it’s NBD:)

The fact that this thread almost immediately turned into a discussion of how much better Jessica Simpson’s brand is than Ivanka’s shitty brand is probably something that would annoy the shit out of the Trumps. Well done people.

*she went to Jared joke*