and her boyfriend, Ross Mechanic

Good God, woman, you were the one that got away! Your mom literally ran until she hit the ocean to keep you away from the all-rotting radioactive aura that is Klan Dump! Why in the name of all the saints are you thirsting with such fervor for approval from this morally bankrupt horror show of…

Queen Elizabeth II is a classy broad. If she were to eat popsicles, she’d eat cherry-flavored ones on a porch in rural Scotland. And keep the champagne for later. And not Tweet about either one.

Except that they also hibernate for long periods. Do you think they have stores for such an emergency? Amazing he could breathe: poor babbeh.

How did the bear survive with no water for 3.5 weeks?

Well, he’s not a Trump. He’s Kushner. And Kushners certainly do go to prison.

Terrorist. Lets call him a terrorist because that’s what he is.

Rats are the best!

Oh no, baby. He is not attractive but he is annoying

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?

This is my same argument for all the live tv musicals they’ve been doing. You have ALLLLL of broadway to choose from. You can’t argue that you chose Breslin for her big name draw, because...no, so what’s the excuse for choosing her. If tv insists on doing live musicals or remaking shit like this, get actual…

Off topic, but this is weirding me out.

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

We’d really waste less time if we simply required Kislyak to note all of the American politicians with whom he has met. All on one list, yo!

If this little goat pellet had been born into a different family, he’d be lucky to be a waiter an Applebees.

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

classic meme.

When my dog has an upset stomach, I will make him chicken and rice, using canned chicken. (Before having a dog, I didn’t even know there was such a thing as canned chicken.) I have never eaten canned chicken. But I can say that it looks exactly like canned tuna.

See....! I knew someone here would understand. Which is why I refuse to eat any kind of fish except tuna. It tastes​ more like meat than other fish. Thank you for coming to my defense. Lol

I swear I’m not in idiot. I regularly watch Jeopardy and occasionally get the answers correct too. I try to stay up on current political events as well.