I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

I do have to say that it does bother me that the standards for being on air network talent are apparently higher than being President of the United States. But that a problem with voters not network tv.

I know exactly what you mean. I thought it was so great that they cast someone who looked like that, and I was so depressed that she “fixed” her nose later on. It just reinforced my fundamental conviction that there’s something wrong with, and inherently ugly and masculine-looking about, a nose like mine. (A belief…

There were aspects of the movie that Jews from that era would recognize as being very specific to that time and place. The resort setting in particular was intended to replicate a typical Jewish summer vacation in the Catskill mountains, which was still very popular in the sixties. As a matter of fact, my grandparents…

Right? The fact that he even tried is a real indication of how desperate he was; he’d have to fold himself in half to go unnoticed in a crowd.

This is so funny it almost makes me like James Comey. It’s a confusing feeling.

Let she who has NOT hidden in the drapes to avoid the sweaty advances of an inveterate pussy-grabber cast the first stone. Amirite, ladies?

If it weren’t so fucking horrifying, this shit would be hilarious..

Trey Fucking Gowdy? Jesus fuck.

It’s not a matter of can or can’t. As a gay man, I don’t want my penis within danger zone distance of a vagina, and I don’t know a gay man who does.

Are we going to make Ben a thing? Can we? We need a famous celebrity furniture maker. They can give him a tv show.

Aronofsky annoys the fuck out of me. He’s got a whole section on his wikipedia page dedicated to the various controversies surrounding his films.

And also, which I feel is completely understood between us, FUCK THAT DUDE.

And now I know who this blind is about.

And here we have the premise of Woody’s next, sad film. An older Jewish gentleman in New York is forced to watch movies on a computer by a young, pretty ingenue. They fall in love, even though she is being pursued by a good looking lawyer her own age because she just loves the pathos that surrounds the old guy who is…

The “he only asked her to stop texting” version is HIS version of events. She clearly has a different view on the situation, and given his ridiculously over the top and creepy overreaction to the bad date makes me think she was right to make a run for it.

There is definitely something more going on there. If her texting in the theater was related to his behavior then I guess I can pardon her for that severe social injustice. Initially I was thinking, texting in the theater? Ditched her date? This guy has a legit complaint! Then I read about all the other crap this guy…

It’s not far fetched to asume that a person who would harass a family asking for someone’s address so he can sue them for the cost of a movie ticket did something inappropriate that made her feel uncomfortable and unsafe. These are her words:

No, I think he’s a nut, was acting weird, and she was afraid of him.

I’d be pissed at not having a ride but I’m not sure what she could have done. I wouldn’t wait in the lobby the entire time to tell him I wouldn’t take him home and I sure as hell wouldn’t get into a car with him again. His vindictive behavior tells me she did the right thing. (Still think texting in the theater is a…