“Luck, after all, as cruel and vicious as it often is, is the only thing that keeps this league from snapping into 30 jagged pieces and sailing into the sun becoming the Suns” FIFY

Newt Gingrich cosplayer

Dude looks like a human-sized garden gnome televangelist.

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

why on earth is kawhi buying his own boxes?

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

“Not for nothing, but with Williamson’s timing looking a bit off tonight, we can only speculate on the impact of his decision to recklessly sport a Citizen Eco on the team flight rather than his reliable Tissot time-keeper. Back to you, Mark.”

I’m on your side. This Gabe Froboznik guy should be chucked into the ocean, only to be rescued by Boaty McBoatface, thus putting him forever in the submersible’s debt.

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

The Last (night’s) Supper

There is a soft wear update coming for that.

Removed for trying to own minority.

Steve Nash approves.

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

Well thanks for proving the internet is horrible by immediately politicizing things with the first comment post. 

They then traded Clyde Frazier to the Buffalo Braves because he was clearly having a cow.

We all are with Russ...watching the rest of the playoffs on TV.

No wonder LeBron got rid of Walton, he’s clearly a Kobe guy. 

The cop doesn’t flinch in the slightest upon arriving at a scene with an Easter bunny throwing down. Florida.

Lots of cheap punches to the back of the head, but I guess that’s what they do.