Being well-spoken and well-Spokane are not one in the same.

That guy got all huffy.

People who type in all caps.

Also losing half of its staff: middle school boys who’ll no longer get the swimsuit issue.

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

Maybe they could have the match in a neutral location.

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

5' 11" is like the tuesday of heights. every day has a ‘feel’ except tuesday.

Gotta agree, as a person standing 5'11", that it IS the worst.

The B-Roll from his shooting baskets is 17 hours long.

Between the Black and White photo, and the name Natalie Wood, I really though I was reading a throwback article until about the third paragraph.

So we know it’s not Sead Kolasinac.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

When he signed him none of this really bad stuff had come out yet. He had just got frostbite and called a GM a cracker. Deadspin was still running articles on how good organizations can handle guys like Brown and Owens. But all of that feels like a million years ago.

“3 minutes and 30 seconds” Rick Pitino is in awe at that stamina.

Vladito’s tip of the hat and Hays tipping back was pretty cool too. 

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

Ugh... he’s such a douche. She took some time from their actual DL relationship because she was having a mental breakdown after the Olympics and he took it as she dumped him forever (because he can’t listen or be alone for 5 minutes) and immediately found the ONE person he had skated with before (for 2 months, when…

Tessa has Virtue but Scott wants Moir.

Nick Young was so inspired by Jared Leto’s depiction of the Joker in Suicide Squad he went out and dropped 2 points on the Orlando Magic.