Or the twice-defending Premier League champions losing to Norwich City.

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

A friendly reminder that there’s a mobile, talented quarterback who’s sitting at home and could maybe actually help the Panthers keep looking something like a respectable, playoff team, and they’re gonna start Kyle Allen and probably Will Grier before him.

“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

Dummy. Everyone knows the only way to stop Romelu Lukaku is to hire Jose Mourinho to coach him.

“Well I would certainly hope that he’s still there, since that’s where I left him.”

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

the cops, understandably, expect him to flip on any accomplices

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

And then he didn’t shower for several days.

DeMarcus then broke his wrist hanging up the phone, and 9 months from now, his whole arm will fall off.

“Sure, we could have demanded he pay us the money back. But that didn’t feel like the right thing to do. Andrew was more than just our quarterback, he was the person we rallied around after we let Peyton Manning go He brought us together: our present, our future and our glorious past. From our point of view, he helped…

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The Defenechstration of Houston

Jeremiah was a bull—oh, three DONG night. Guess I misread that. Carry on.

I think we can rule out morphine because that is certainly a word that Irsay is familiar with.

Small, little bone is my wife’s pet nickname for me.

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

The way Anigwe ran away after all that? What a chicken Wing.