No one thinks Ty Lue is a particularly good coach. They think he’s a coach who won’t conflict with LeBron’s desire to basically run every aspect of the team.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

How’s this for perspective.  When Harper’s contract is over Bobby Bonilla will still have 4 more “Bobby Bonilla Days” to get paid.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

I got kicked out of a strip club for the same behavior when I was that kid’s age. 

If you keep taking him for granted, he’s liable to walk off into the sunset and inevitably fall off the face of the Earth.

A Jag will never strand you on a highway... they just won’t start in your driveway.

Co-signed. I was under the impression that ALL strip mall massage parlors are fronts for trafficking and prostitution. 

Impressive list of complaints from people who saw a “spa” in a strip mall and thought, “Yeah, that checks off all the boxes, I’m in.”

Two paragraphs in and BOOM ! I find out it’s not a Florida man.

I was just thinking not having any friends has never felt better than it does after reading this story.

The goalie, in proud Polish tradition did nazi that coming.

Settlement details: Mortimer AND Randolph forced to pay $1!

“Buffalo called, and...”

Hey, if you are Cleveland, and have the chance to sign a modern day Jim Brown, you do it!!

Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

as the story indicates, “La” is a family name

Who are those platinum haired ladies next to them? Are those his witches he uses to maintain his powers or the one’s that are there to drag him to hell once his bargain with the Devil is complete?

I really can’t watch him anymore.  Melo Tony just makes me fall asleep.

How would Kelly Preston be of any help here?