Hopefully, this is the first of many instances of owners and players being on the same page. 

Off-white people, amirite?

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

Teen: Is there anything more embarrassing than being seen at a Padres game with your mom and dad?

If that is his Mom, his Dad deserves all the stars in this thread.

He met his wife on Twitter? Man, I thought it was embarrassing to tell people I met my wife in a bar.

Of all the “non-sports” that are sports, this is my favorite.

This will be the one (and only)time Jimmy Garoppolo is sad he wasn’t traded to the Browns.

Looking forward to the inevitable crossover promotion with Pornhub.

Not only that, but he is most believable when doling out violent justice.  

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Idea: Don’t spend six-figures on a rapidly-depreciating asset that is a physical manifestation of your wife’s disappointment.

That’s a clever way to spin the gift he got Ms.Cousins at Marshall’s

Initially read the title as Tube Socks which made perfect sense in my head.

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

If you are genuinely interested in an answer to this (and not just an Elon fanboy), Zeynep Tufekci (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/14/opinion/sunday/elon-musk-thailand-hubris.html) has been covering the issue well.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

No it depend on a communist revolution NEVER happening. If it did he’d have nothing to bitch about and therefore nothing to blog about. He’d have to do actual work. I suspect this would be worse than death for HamNo.

I like how HamNo’s career path depends entirely on a communist revolution.