I assume it’s to get the bulk discount on merch. There’s a price break at 10 t-shirts, you know.

Does anyone else feel like a league that’s separate from the NBA that allows high school and college players to get paid is a fantastic idea that would be great if anyone besides LaVar fuckin’ Ball was in charge of it?

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

Are we not going to talk about how suspicious this looks for the owner of the world’s second ugliest dog?

See? This is why the Bills don’t bother winning the Super Bowl. Less jewelry to hand out. Less drama.

It’s really embarrassing when your boner pops up in the air for everybody to see.

seriously!

Fuck!

Why be a Kwan when you can be a Kardashian?

“calling and informing whoever hired Sneed of his abuse history”

“Amateur.”

“You’re not literally a beat writer.”

after the inaccurately described incident with my female co-worker, who was a live-in girlfriend

do the backpage escorts have to return the “roses” they were given?

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

Fuck off

The trend I’m seeing here is that spitting seems to yield positive results for the trigger man. Note to self...

The guy in the Mercury Mariner behind them went to trade it in immediately after

Feel like the writer just wants to talk about frogs. We can talk about frogs.

Rob Manfred announces Evan Turner and Draymond Green are banned from baseball for life.