Ya think she was nagging him about his driving from the moment they started moving and he just said: “Ya know, here we are in a flying car doing something people only dream of and you still can’t get off my goddamn case!” and turned left into the building to end it all? Ya think she’ll always bring this up whenever…

There’s no explanation on YouTube or Reddit about what exactly caused the incident

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

It’s on me to make sure the new guys that come in. I make sure they fit in and make it as seamless as possible. That’s my job

If only there had been someone there watching the match, we would have witnesses.

“on second thought, maybe dressing like a sperm and flying down a mountain on a sled made of swords isn’t the best idea I’ve ever had”

Alex Kang-chan Kamdashian is more like it!

*BPD waits for November and Native American Heritage Month*

The casual mention at 3:36 that Arnold Schwarzenegger was that dude’s strength coach was the highlight for me.

Now everybody’s going to try and be that Tongan fella.

He’s not so good at geography, he went to the Nether Regions when he was meant for the Netherlands.

You see? This is what America really should be all about. People of all races and genders, coming together in harmony to loot a gas station and take selfies. Truly a magical moment.

Do you really want a Minneapolis escort? I guess everyone is into different things. (also the escort was probably flown in from another city.)

Knowing Durant, he would wait for the fight to be over before joining the winner to celebrate and be friends.

[Lakers sue Kevin Durant for stealing their 2014-18 marketing slogan]

This is a west coast vs east coast thing. Families from the west coast, like my wife’s, see a peck on the mouth as no big deal. Families from the east coast, like mine, prefer a nod of the head and then not speaking to each other except on major holidays, like Leap Year.

What an annoying little kissant.

...why did Kenneth Parcell go back to college?

It’s not that impressive for someone at Appalachian State to know who their father is. I know all of my Uncles.