The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

The ritual in the US is to forget soccer exists till the Olympics or the World Cup comes around and we say a collective “oh yeah”

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

It is kind of a cult. They wouldn’t blame the golden calf even if they should.

On the plus side, it can do the work of 20 racists in half the time.

Kudos to the successful test run of Mr. Musk’s mind control gun.

— Reusable headline for the 2017-18 season

In Ezekiel’s defense, he probably meant to punch out the woman instead.

First of all esports arnt sports. sorry i love video games but there is nothing athletic about them. If hand eye coordination is all that makes you an athlete then wiping your ass is a sport.

Wow, finally a good teen.

We will never know how great he is until he’s not on the Warriors. Honestly that’s true (to a much lesser extent) about all of their players. Not saying Steph isn’t one of the best players in the league (he is), but it’s kinda hard to tell where he falls in the rankings when this team is just the perfect spot for his…

Man, Ken Rosenthal really needs a publishing platform ...

Hang on. How is it possible that my two favorite craft beers broke the Quintana trade?

“We’ll fix our horrible underwear, when you fix your crooked teeth.”

It would be great if he’s been just been plugging away all these years yearning for a platform to still break news and write columns, but also make dick jokes and ranked lists of candy bars, or whatever.

Let’s be real, the only part of the description these fucking pigs paid any attention to is the word “Black.” Age, shape, size, gender, none of these things man a thing so long as whoever they grabbed was Black. This is not a case of mistaken identity. This is the cops not giving a fuck who they target and aren’t even…