This is the meanest thing Deadspin has ever done to its readers.

Would be an equally unbelievable title.

People watch this show?

“doing nothing is better than doing something really stupid.”

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

Come on, man. Don’t knock the bear stories. There will eventually be a payoff in the man vs. beast and beast wins series.

What they lack in climbing they make up for with absolutely amazing orange chicken.

Detroit can in-house recruit AB all year.

Just wanted to take this space to thank you for writing your wrestling articles. I really enjoy reading them. Even started listening to your podcast. Appreciate your hard work and knowledge. Keep it up.

Sitting in your seat and waiting until the proper time is definitely the right thing to do.

#justice4lamby

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I’m sure the Knicks actually meant to sign Tim Hardaway Sr.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.