Inviting the new local sports celebs to the Plymouth Meeting Mall is not a great way of encouraging a long-term stay in the area.

Somehow it doesn’t surprise me that the 76ers would trade for an NHL draft pick.

Trust the Process(ed Food)

“I don’t have any awareness of that,” Schill told the Emerald. “In any event, I can’t comment on an individual student. What if I was asked by another reporter about you being obnoxious? Would you want me to tell them that?”

I believe him. His batting average shows he’s not hitting anything.

I’ll counter with this fucked up strawberry I grew.

Look at this Strawberry that fucked up

I already love dogs. I don’t need another reason to love dogs. But when dogs tackle children, that love soars even higher.

“The last hitter who hit .400 is dead and gone. There isn’t going to be another of those.”

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

jokes on them. He uses the fake money to get real lap dances.

Zack deleted this one but my god

Ernie Grunfeld?

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

How many XE’s did Jaguar sell? That’s a better barometer for Guilia sales, methinks.

Something something Corvette owners and limp mode something something...

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

Is it really free merch when it comes with the hope that you live in Mississippi for most of the year?

♬ How self-pitying can one guy be?