Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

Hopefully the future of sports news isn’t video game gossip being shoved down our throats by a razor company. Oh wait, that’s Deadspin.

If he believed he was healed, he needed to show it.

I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

Luckily, the row behind the Sixers’ bench is already set up to acccomodate seven footers in street clothes.

Big deal, according to Lavar, Lonzo is twenty-four feet tall.

There’s not going to be a war. What happened was this: Assad stupidly went full Saddam and committed an atrocity that the West couldn’t just ignore, Trump saw an opportunity to gain back political points(the Repubs are struggling in a KANSAS election, ffs), Putin will make noise but is happy to see his puppet get back…

“Yeah, no way a team can win a championship with 3 white guys.”

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Nantz: Aaaannnd we’re *back*.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

Um, no. This young man goes to a prestigious, $34,000/year high school, probably has excellent grades, gave a TEDxTalk, founded TWO youth organizations, worked for both Martin O’Malley’s and Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, and got invited to a dinner at the White House. I’m not saying this as an insult to…

“If they would have lost, that would have been just the cherry on top”

Frank’s kinda got a Bartman-ish vibe going, but without all the quiet dignity, grace, and humility.

Scene: Gronk on his deathbed.

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. I remember this every time I see someone who still has a blackberry.