You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

I have a chrome extension that gives examples to contextualize numbers (just for fun) so it read “The Nets are reportedly giving Lin a three-year deal worth $36 million [≈ First-edition Gutenberg Bible]”

This still won’t be the worst contract offered this summer.

Translation: “I had hoped that no one would find out just what kind of horrible, sub-human piece of garbage I am, but, you have, so I’m callously trying to save face as best I can.”

Don’t deny the existence of little spurs. Avery Johnson always hated when people did that.

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

Rumor has it she’s partial to Porsche.

The Cheetahs or the Rhinos. Please.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

At least it was treated better than Ted Williams.

I thought Justin Upton was Verlander’s new nickname.

The middle Sam Hinkie is the only correct answer here.

Great thyming on this post, Emma.

if Riley made certain personnel decisions, or if James altered his game in certain ways, it was for the mutual benefit of all.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

I would respond like so:

And LeBron is currently their daddy.

Nah, it begins by firing up the old eBay account.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.