Huh. And here I thought soccer had strict rules about touching balls with your hands.

Masshole meets asshole.

THIS IS THE BEST WAVE.

1. Go Jeff Gillooly on Stephen Curry.
2. Go Jeff Gillooly on Klay Thompson.
3. Go Jeff Gillooly on Draymond Green.
4. Go Jeff Gillooly on Andre Iguodala.
5. Go Jeff Gillooly on Shaun Livingston.
6. Go Jeff Gillooly on Harrison Barnes.

Off the bench, judge.

Your right to feed your family ends when you end your opponents’ ability to have a family.

Howard Ends, Ranked

Said Briles: “Originally the University gave me two weeks to decide to resign, but in true Baylor fashion they decided to go ahead and fuck me whether they had my consent or not.”

Yeah, I noticed shortly after this that this article was fucking 7 years old, which begs the question as to why it’s being prominently featured on the main page.

An Hour! I hope Whitlock gets a meal break.

A bench is certainly a good symbol for someone who spent most of his career as a DH.

That explains why there are thousands of these littering the city.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

Journalist: Damn, Harry, didn’t that hurt your huevos?

This is why I just wipe my hands on the back of the guy next to me at the urinal. No muss, no fuss.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

Aesthetically pleasing Bundt: