Prisons, North Carolina public schools, to-may-to, to-mah-to.

In that banner pic, Jeff Fisher looks like the guy that gets his shit-kicked in by mobsters because he owes them interest on the loan they gave him for his “Cash 4 Gold” business.

The little skip and hop she makes in the older video when getting up is a telltale sign of a psychopath.

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

And to think I doubted it when Sam Hinkie said he’d land on his feet

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

You’re not just thinning the value of something you’ve already got by applying it too often and too far, which is currently the case across the temporal board.

Big deal. When I was five years old I literally jumped over the rim, shit through it mid jump, and landed on a waiting donkey. The skid marks on his back lent him the nickname of "zebra" for the rest of his life.

The Discreet Charm of the Bobanese.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Officer: Sir, if you haven’t been drinking then why can’t you take a step without falling over?

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

Well, we now know that he prefers to stand and swipe after attempting to drop a Brown.

In related news, ‘80s Kevin Kline and ‘80s Mia Farrow have adopted a dog.

I dnt play them games